♥Kickstart♥My♥Fucking♥Heart♥ (candykidposer) wrote,

The Dark Side of Capricorn.


  • The Capricorn character: They are proud of the fact that they are the most opinionated and self-centered sign of the zodiac. And it's true because they are always right. Cruel Capricorn puts ambition ahead of personal relationships which can be jettisoned as needed. Bluntness is their middle name. They may sound interesting people but in reality they are old-fashioned and tiresome. They will live to a ripe old age just to spite everyone. Capricorns are hopeless comedians but make excellent undertakers, journalists and butchers.

  • The Capricorn Lover: Their voracious sexual appetite is almost as intense as their greed for power. They are stingy with their affections but generous with their criticism of you.

  • The year ahead: Travel is high on the agenda this year but not only for pleasure. Just when you thought you could put your feet up along comes someone else with errands to run.

  • Famous names: Rowan Atkinson, Joseph Stalin, Jesus

  • Ruler: Saturn, the depressing planet of restraint.

  • Keynotes: The tiresome, old-fashioned know-it-all.

  • Lucky material: Garnet, Lead and radioactive Uranium.

  • Lucky day: Saturday

  • Herbs and plants: Hemlock, deadly nightshade and Chestnut.

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