♥Kickstart♥My♥Fucking♥Heart♥ (candykidposer) wrote,
♥Kickstart♥My♥Fucking♥Heart♥
candykidposer

Well this was fun.

Today was really awful.

I got out of bed really late because my alarm clock has broken and I cannot afford a new one at the moment.

I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.

I'm so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his way out, and then we stole some lady's car and smashed it into a phone booth.

Last night I had to shave my entire body. Apparently, the lice that I caught from Amanda's friend are really hard to get rid of. I look quite strange with no hair and eyebrows. I'd post pictures, but my webcam is broken.

I want to tell the world that my girlfriend Amy is the bomb! She made pizza last night, and even though I burnt my lips on the cheese, it was awesome!!!

I am making this journal friends only because I don't want the world to read what I'm writing, even though I'm posting it on the internet.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my cock.

I want to say thanks to simon and Abbey and Dave and the other Simon for helping me on Saturday. You guys are the best. By the way, if you happen to find my wallet, keys or underwear, could you SMS me? Adrian has my number.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, and a healthy imagination.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.

Man, this was hilarious. Tee-hee.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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right when I saw Good Charlotte I knew this was phony.
You should have known from the STD part. =P
And sleeping with other people's boyfriends.
I don't do that...because I have my own. =)
And, because it's sleazy.
Haha I was being funny but yes I know you like your sex but with one person. I'm a joker. :P
=P
ok it totally shocked me at first and then i was like nooooooooooo this is so fake... yea... i'm glad it was fake.
lol.
well, I was bored! =P
lol dude i actually believed it lol
lol!
you fell for it -
my mission is complete.
i<3u.
i was shocked when u were fucking peoples boyfriends last saturday...


...i was gonna ask why i wasnt invited to the party =P
lol.
you're always invited. <3
You're beautiful, babyface.
Aww, my love. :)
Kinky.
Saucer of milk, table for two.
*growl*
::Laps it up::

I'm lactose intolerant.
Then we can get you...

Saucer of Richard, table for one.

*growl*
If I were a man, I'd be totally gay and totally schwingin'.
Whee this is fun.

WHEE!

*steals you and runs away*
Yay! I'm stolen! Where are we going?!
Um...

To...

Um...

Kill Easton.

And to steal Princess.

And the three of us are moving to Finland. Or England. Or Some-land.

argh4itchytasty

12 years ago

candykidposer

12 years ago

argh4itchytasty

12 years ago

I live in Marion, TX about 30 mins from San Antonio. I like Hello Kitty as well. :-)


Oh wow, I have a friend that lives in Marion.
That's awesome - care to add each other?
Adding. :-)
Thats incredibly mean of them to do.
Someone, should poke them in the eyes. or something.
[love]
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